It's coming home!

England may have the Ashes and Cricket may be the ‘new football’, but as we all know the ‘new cricket’ is Elephant Polo! And for the second year running Scotland have been crowned the World Elephant Polo Champions.

As sports stores across the country prepare for the inevitable rush for elephants, hopefully this recent success will trickle down to grass roots and councils will once again protect local elephant polo playing fields and stop selling them off for property development.

So you can keep the Ashes and you can keep that Webb Ellis nonsense – Elephant Polo is coming home!