There's only TWO Peter Crouches?!

According to the Kop...

'He's big
He's red
and
His feet stick out the bed '

It's fair to say that in recent months I have often been liekened to Mr Crouch (usually by the 8 year old boys who come to our after-schhol football club - pesky kids!). Indeed, my very own feet have also been known to 'stick out the bed', but it would seem that the similarities are not limited to the athletic build of a flamingo!

Much has been made of Peter's surprisingly good striking rate (10 goals in 10 Engalnd appearances), while not one to blow my own trumpet I reckon that with my own 'scoring record' I could give him a run for his money.

Despite that fact that I was more than happy to grow a Rooney-like beard - Lisa's pregnant again, which means I'm dancing at the corner flag again celebrating 2 'goals' in __ appearances?! That would be telling!

Needless to say, some time in late April/early May our life is going to get a whole lot messier!